There are days....
There are days that I am grateful my family is so wonderful and wholesome and absolutely normal.
Then there are other days...
Now, don't get me wrong, they're cool and all I guess.
But it's currently 9:45 in the evening and what do I get?!!? A TEXT MESSAGE FROM MY MOM.
Oh, now, a text message, that's pretty normal. My family texts and emails more than we talk, so ok, I can handle that.
If you ever wonder where I get my crazy from it's definitely from my family. And to many of you I have tried to explain my kooky, complicated, large, and oftentimes infuriating family. But I think this might top the cake.
MY MOM MASS TEXT-ED MY ENTIRE FAMILY HER LIVING WILL.
double you tee eff.
seriously?
SERIOUSLY.
Five flavors of crazy, 18 crazy points, 16 tiers on the crazy cake.
And what brought this upon us? Michael Jackson's death.
Who does that?1 Who does crazy stupid looney things like that!?!? MY MOM! THAT'S WHO!
I immediately went to her room (yes, i'm like 20 ft. away, just in the other room) to tell her that she's crazy and crazy and the only word I can think of is crazy. I then remind her that I request life insurance about a month ago, so maybe now that she's afraid she'll die we can consider my death. She agrees, says that everyone should have life insurance.
My 10 yr. old little sister wraps up the conversation with, "Do I have life insurance?"
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