Dreams Last Night

1. I had a dream that we were putting on space suits and hazmat suits as disguises to sneak into my sister's work to see the President. We got into the elevator with Michelle and Barack Obama and all their secret service. But then my sister's boss was coming, we were worried she'd get in trouble and get fired. But he got into the elevator with two shaved-head lesbians. 
2. We were pushing a big wooden boat (not a gondola) with a big stick when suddenly there was no more water for our boat to float on. We decided we could still float on over the grass, so we did. Standing in this boat, gliding through grass like water. When we came upon a cliff. There were bridges made from tied together cobblestones. A man urged us to get onto another large cobblestone so we could slide over the bridges. We were supposed to gain enough momentum on the downwards part of the hyperbolic bridge to push ourselves up the second half. We watched as the cobblestones swayed in the wind, dangerously daring us to play.
3. As part of a gameshow or possibly just an ordinary game, all sorts of couples were drinking. It was the night before our wedding and we were trying to win something extra for our wedding, like those weird game shows. Instead I ended up getting shit-faced down on the ground drunk drunk drunk. I kept telling everyone that I had a BAC of .14 which is almost twice the legal limit to drive. Our parents came to pick us up like kids, and loaded everyone up into mini-vans. Before getting in I covered my eyes and spun in a circle, my finger outstretched, insisting that I could guess which car I was supposed to get into. I opened my eyes, astoundingly I had picked the right one. Everyone cheered and clapped for me.