Let's play that game, you know, the one where I tell one true story and one false and you have to guess which is which.

Last night I had this dream about climbing through a forest. I kept going up and up and up and I kept forgetting what I kept climbing for. I decided I was in love with the birds. I was in love with everything. So I kept on climbing.

Or maybe

Last night I didn't dream at all and it was just this heavy heavy dark and deep slumber where I felt and thought nothing and I felt emotionally congested all day long.

Is it cheating if they're both false and they're both true? Or only one is completely true and neither are actually false?