Strange Happenings

Last night:

My teeth were all falling out. I was at a dentist, she wasn't sure if she could save them. gold caps, oversensitive ones, and gapped gums. It was disgusting. I was afraid I would lose all of them. They all hurt.

Night before last:

An all star cast sort of dream. I was no character. A boy (played by some guy from seventh heaven) was driving down a road, quickly stops on the side (92, near the reservoir), stressed. A girl walks up (also from seventh heaven, how weird, right?!) and he puts his hands on her arms. They are plump, white, and soft. They love each other but it's somehow strained. "what are you doing here?" they ask each other. BOth of their answers are the same, "I was meeting you halfway." They get into his car and drive to a motel. I think they might elope.

Suddenly, because dreams do this, instead of the Seventh Heaven couple it's this old really disgusting old man and lindsey lohan. Funny, huh? And they're together for more questionable reasons. Her parents and the cops arrive at the door and they're screaming at each other through it. Lindsey is mad at her mother, something about never really loving her. This is what she does. The old man watches on in a wife beater and boxer shorts, no hair, in a wheelchair, looking... old and gross.

Night before that:
I was Carrie from Sex and the City. No joke, I swear it. And it was my wedding day to Big. I think I was gonna back out because Miranda was looking at me very worriedly and charlotte was lecturing me that marriage wasn't something to laugh about and i needed to be serious. She was painting my nails and it was the only thing I was really focusing on. When I woke up I thought my nails would really be paints.

Night before that:
We were in a hotel room in Vegas (i'm a world traveler in dreams) and I was mad at Adam. I was steamed. He was pissing me off. Someone knocked on the door, I looked through the little circle, and saw it some a suspicious looking maid. Because I was angry I thought I'd be mean to Adam so I let in the maid without telling him, and quickly went into the bathroom for a shower. When I came out he was dead. I was triumphant, worried, and frantic. I tried calling my mom and my sister to help me hide the body but the line wouldn't go through, it was a hotel phone. So I had to call the bellhop. What a sick turn of events. So the bellhop and I are struggling to move a very blueish-green Adam out of the hotel room and onto one of those bellhop cart majiggers. We accidentally hit ADam's suitcase and out falls a rose and a ring box. Inside was an engagement ring, supposed to be MY engagement ring. And then everythign stopped. While I stood there looking at it. I regretted that a man had lost his life and lost his chance to finally devote his undying love. I felt bad for letting him get killed.