Sunday, January 29, 2012

Diets

Everyone always talks about how terrible carbs are for you and how the world will end if you eat too many carbs and how the reason I'm so fat is because of carbs.

But....

I LOVE carbohydrates. In an immoderate sort of way.

I love rice and bread and pasta and pretty much every kind of grain made in every way. I've tried to switch to whole grains, and I do mostly consume whole grains, every time I can, but "everyone" says that that's just not enough. That's why I'm fat.

I just want to go one record saying that if I could I would have a diet that consisted entirely of bread and bagels and pasta load after pasta load. I'd never need to eat meat again. Cause I'd be so full and happy of terrible for me carbs.

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